December 2011
Chelsea and Josh (Who farted?)
Josh: Was that you?
Chelsea: What?
Josh: Did you fart?
Chelsea: Did I fart!?
Josh: Yeah?
Chelsea: Is that what you said?
Josh: I think so. Yeah.
Chelsea: Uh... Yes!
Josh: Yes you did?
Chelsea: Yes I did.
Josh: That's horrible! (walks away)
Chelsea: Oh like... (loss for words)
I've been searching "food."
I’m really hungry.
incase you can’t tell.
None of you will probably read this.
facts about me.
I don’t believe in infinity.
my favorite animals are ostriches.
my favorite color is green.
I love the cold, even though I get cold SUPER easily. It’s almost like I’m cold blooded.
I love to dress nice.
I own too many clothes that are grey and blue.
as much as I hate to admit it, I hold grudges. I always forgive, but never forget. it’s a terrible way...
Me: Do you want any help mom?
Mom: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mom: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO YOU DON’T.
